We have something very important to tell you…listen closely…cannabis is illegal in most parts of the United States! Shocking I know! Especially when we have television shows, movies, world leaders and people from every walk of life enjoying – frequently in the open – this unique plant. But it is true.
Currently only a handful of states and several cities have fully legalized the use of cannabis for medical and recreational purposes although there is a tremendous amount of legislation in the works to spread this tide across the country.
How do Mary and Jane feel about this? How do YOU feel about it? These are good questions and serious questions but this is not the correct place to get them answered.
Here at MendoLicious we are all about the silly and under no circumstances want you – our gentle reader – to glean serious information regarding cannabis legality issues from us. I mean just look at us. We look crazy.
If you want to know the best way to iron an apron, make the perfect cookie or what the hell bocce ball is we can help. How to purchase and legally enjoy cannabis in your state? No. We have nothing. Or more plainly we refuse to say.
Why are we being so chicken about all the green (snicker)? Several reasons.
First and foremost we are cowardly. We don’t want to dish out half-baked advice (on a roll here…roll. Get it?) and lead you down a path that leads right to the slammer. People do still get arrested and jailed for cannabis violations you know.
Secondly we are not experts. Of any kind. This should be abundantly clear after spending less than 90 seconds on our site. We are goofballs, dingbats and misfits (Danzig!). I know what you’re thinking. ‘So is everyone on *(insert news channel most hated by you here) and they act like experts.” Well I hate to tell you this but those “experts” are frustrated journalism majors who couldn’t get hired at E! Network. Sorry.
But we digress. Mary and Jane are not legal experts! There are many sites online devoted to tracking cannabis laws throughout the country. We highly (highly…chuckle) recommend you do your research through these more reputable outlets.
Before you attempt to create any of our recipes check your local laws!! We strongly discourage you from purchasing cannabis illegally! Do your research and find out what the laws are in your county and state (they can very). Follow those laws stringently. We know that show on Netflix is all the rage but you have to ask yourself…do you really look good in orange? Well do ya punk? (Free high fives to whomever gets that double reference!)
And if you slip up and get on the wrong side of the law then maybe offer that adorable Mountie, State Trooper or Highway Patrolman a brownie…or don’t.
Probably a bad idea. And you didn’t get it from us!
Ok time for Mary and Jane to fly back into our chicken coop and tuck our beaks under our wings.
Good luck darlings! Don’t misbehave!